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When The Feline Temperance League bombed the domicile of Clement the 9th of Oaks, we lost a tremendous amount of high-quality street-ready Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria (and BFF Chris). 😽 Ever since that fateful day, The Clowder has made it a priority to decentralize the storage and distribution of Recreational Narcatics. 😻
Let's turn Feline Temperance Lemons into Best of Nine Ade! 😹🌿
MEWS & WHISPKERS
Tails from the front lines of the war on cat drugs. ⚔️🌿⚔️
👁️🗨️ WE REGRET TO INFORM that a consignment of Fine Nepeta Cataria Hydrosol heading to Catland on board the smuggling vessel Purrrtailus III was intercepted by a Feline Temperance League patrol a fortnap ago. In addition to the loss of a valuable commodity, lengthy repairs will need to be made to the Purrrtailus III. 💣🚢💥
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David Matte, the gentle and very handsome fellow behind Recreational Narcatics, returned to Canada in 2019 to lay down roots after burning out of a life of expatitude.
Recreational Narcatics is the result of being laid off because of the pandemic.
David is pictured with his cat Ben and the first bag of Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria smuggled through Feline Temperance League checkpoints. Amazing stuff! 🌿🌿