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When The Feline Temperance League bombed the domicile of Clement the 9th of Oaks, we lost a tremendous amount of high-quality street-ready Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria (and BFF Chris). ๐Ÿ˜ฝ Ever since that fateful day, The Clowder has made it a priority to decentralize the storage and distribution of Recreational Narcatics. ๐Ÿ˜ป Let's turn Feline Temperance Lemons into Best of Nine Ade! ๐Ÿ˜น๐ŸŒฟ


Tails from the front lines of the war on cat drugs. โš”๏ธ๐ŸŒฟโš”๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ WE REGRET TO INFORM that a consignment of Fine Nepeta Cataria Hydrosol heading to Catland on board the smuggling vessel Purrrtailus III was intercepted by a Feline Temperance League patrol a fortnap ago. In addition to the loss of a valuable commodity, lengthy repairs will need to be made to the Purrrtailus III. ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’ฅ


With the gutting of Clement the 9th of Oaks domicile (RIP Chris) the remainder of the RECNARC stash was transferred to the next qualified ninth lifer among graduates of RECNARC studies at the Acatemy. Recreational Narcatics would like to welcome Ben Clement, no relation to Clement the 9th of Oaks, to the team as our new Keeper of the RECNARC. A truly special job, the Keeper of the RECNARC is tasked with keeping the cat drugs...the narcatics... safe while ensuring that it, the Fine Nepeta Cataria, moves smoothly between safe houses, way stations, and points of entry. To learn more about Ben Clement and his duties, check out and purrrhaps follow our Instagram.


The Clowder is a secretive underground organization of cats committed to feline cultural progress through the use of Recreational Narcatics. The Clowder does not generally rule with an iron paw. The public face of The Clowder is largely ceremonial. The true movers and shakers within the organization are unknown, and their identities are shrouded in mystery. ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰ The Clowder operates freely in Catland but some regular cats have been wary of The Clowders more progressive ideas; namely the use of Recreational Narcatics in rituals and celebrations. ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ The public face of The Clowder has traditionally been passed on to cats with heightened abilities at interacting with the human world. The current cat in this position is Nugget. However, because of recent acts of violence against The Clowder by the evil Feline Temperance League, Nugget wishes to hide his identity and keep his current location a secret. ๐Ÿค


The Feline Temperance League is a secret society of purrritan felines who believe the only way to achieve Purrrvana is through abstinence of both narcatics and casual mating. ๐Ÿ‘Ž Information about the FTL is sparse because any cat that tries to leave is disappeared. Into the litterbox of catstory as they meow. ๐Ÿ’โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ The "Master" of the FTL, Kitkat Lollipop, is a feisty one. Born into the FTL aristocracy, Kitkat moved fast during her early lives to consolidate her positions, promotions, and ultimately total dominance. ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿญ Her whereabouts are unknown, and it is believed that she communicates with her court and web of cells over SMS. Long gone are the days of carrier mice and pigeons, and while todays means of communications aren't as profitable as the extortion of mice and pigeons, she has proved adept at using it to successfully stem the flow of Recreational Narcatics into Cat Land. ๐Ÿพ


๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ›ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ›ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ›ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ›ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
David Matte, the gentle and very handsome fellow behind Recreational Narcatics, returned to Canada in 2019 to lay down roots after burning out of a life of expatitude. Recreational Narcatics is the result of being laid off because of the pandemic. David is pictured with his cat Ben and the first bag of Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria smuggled through Feline Temperance League checkpoints. Amazing stuff! ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟ Be cool,