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Shopping for Recreational Narcatics at Amazon is more cost-effective and efficient.
When The Feline Temperance League bombed the domicile of Clement the 9th of Oaks, we lost a tremendous amount of high-quality street-ready Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria (and BFF Chris).
Ever since that fateful day, The Clowder has made it a priority to decentralize the storage and distribution of Recreational Narcatics.
Let's turn Feline Temperance Lemons into Best of Nine Ade!
- Free retro postage (untrackable)
- Flat rate $3 trackable shipping
- Free trackable shipping on orders over $30
- We are also available at amazon.ca
The Clowder is always on the prowl for good shipping options, and right now we have free shipping without tracking, $3 flat rate trackable shipping, and free trackable shipping on orders over $30. In order to make things more convenient, our products are also available at amazon.ca.
RECREATIONAL NARCATICS NEWS
WE REGRET TO INFORM that a consignment of Fine Nepeta Cataria Hydrosol heading to Catland on board the smuggling vessel Purrrtailus III was intercepted by a Feline Temperance League patrol a fortnap ago. In addition to the loss of a valuable commodity, lengthy repairs will need to be made to the Purrrtailus III.
KEEPER OF THE RECNARC
Let's all welcome Ben Clement, no relation to Clement the 9th of Oaks, as the new Keeper of the RECNARC.
With the gutting of Clement the 9th of Oaks domicile (RIP Chris) the remainder of the RECNARC stash was transferred to the next qualified ninth lifer among graduates of RECNARC studies at the Acatemy.
Our new Keeper of the RECNARC came highly purred about and by none other than his good frenemy, Clement the 9th of Oaks, and we are eager to sniff the fruits of his labour.
Recreational Narcatics would like to welcome Ben Clement to the team as our new Keeper of the RECNARC.
A truly special job, the Keeper of the RECNARC is tasked with keeping the RECNARC safe while ensuring that it moves smoothly between safe houses, way stations, and points of entry.
To learn more about Ben Clement and his duties, check out and purrrhaps follow our Instagram.
David Matte, the gentle and very handsome fellow behind Recreational Narcatics, returned to Canada in 2019 to lay down roots after burning out of a life of expatitude that had taken him to Korea, Sri Lanka, and Nigeria.
Recreational Narcatics was just an idea, but when David was laid off from his job because of the pandemic, the time and energy required suddenly materialized.
David is pictured with his cat Ben and the first bag of Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria smuggled through Feline Temperance League checkpoints. Amazing stuff!