RECREATIONAL NARCATICS

MAKE THIS LIFE THE BEST OF NINE.
Recreational Narcatics is DRUGS FOR YOUR CAT, and we're purrrty sure we don't have to tell you that cats LOVE narcatics; especially the recreational kind. Recreational Narcatics pelletized catnip is a cut above the other cat drugs out there so we are confident that dominance of the catland narcatics trade is only a catter of time. Recreational Narcatics is available at Amazon and at select Canadian retailers.
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KEEPER OF THE RECNARC

With the gutting of Clement the 9th of Oaks domicile (RIP Chris) the remainder of the RECNARC stash was transferred to the next qualified ninth lifer among graduates of RECNARC studies at the Acatemy. Recreational Narcatics would like to welcome Ben Clement, no relation to Clement the 9th of Oaks, to the team as our new Keeper of the RECNARC. A truly special job, the Keeper of the RECNARC is tasked with keeping the cat drugs...the narcatics... safe while ensuring that it, the Fine Nepeta Cataria, moves smoothly between safe houses, way stations, and points of entry. To learn more about Ben Clement and his duties, check out and purrrhaps follow our Instagram.
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THE CLOWDER

The Clowder is a secretive underground organization of cats committed to feline cultural progress through the use of Recreational Narcatics. The Clowder does not generally rule with an iron paw. The public face of The Clowder is largely ceremonial. The true movers and shakers within the organization are unknown, and their identities are shrouded in mystery. πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆπŸ™‰ The Clowder operates freely in Catland but some regular cats have been wary of The Clowders more progressive ideas; namely the use of Recreational Narcatics in rituals and celebrations. πŸŒΏπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ The public face of The Clowder has traditionally been passed on to cats with heightened abilities at interacting with the human world. The current cat in this position is Nugget. However, because of recent acts of violence against The Clowder by the evil Feline Temperance League, Nugget wishes to hide his identity and keep his current location a secret. 🀐
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FELINE TEMPERANCE LEAGUE

The Feline Temperance League is a secret society of purrritan felines who believe the only way to achieve Purrrvana is through abstinence of both narcatics and casual mating. πŸ‘Ž Information about the FTL is sparse because any cat that tries to leave is disappeared. Into the litterbox of catstory as they meow. πŸ’βš°οΈπŸ’ The "Master" of the FTL, Kitkat Lollipop, is a feisty one. Born into the FTL aristocracy, Kitkat moved fast during her early lives to consolidate her positions, promotions, and ultimately total dominance. 😾🍭 Her whereabouts are unknown, and it is believed that she communicates with her court and web of cells over SMS. Long gone are the days of carrier mice and pigeons, and while todays means of communications aren't as profitable as the extortion of mice and pigeons, she has proved adept at using it to successfully stem the flow of Recreational Narcatics into Cat Land. 🐾
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ORIGIN STORY

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David Matte, the gentle and very handsome fellow behind Recreational Narcatics, returned to Canada in 2019 to lay down roots after burning out of a life of expatitude. David is pictured with his cat Ben and the first bag of Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria smuggled through Feline Temperance League checkpoints. Amazing stuff! 🌿🌿 Be cool,